CNN has reinvented itself as a free provider of uncaptioned juxtaposition jokes. You should probably caption and submit one of your own while you’re here. It’s kind of your patriotic duty, actually.Tumblr (3.0; @cnnwtf)http://cnnwtf.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyoueyBgIH1qzq2l5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The 0-3 demographic was particularly disappointed by the concession.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://alinasmith.tumblr.com/post/423448049/the-0-3-demographic-was-particularly-disappointed">alinasmith</a>)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/424024044http://cnnwtf.com/post/424024044Wed, 03 Mar 2010 06:44:54 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxdtga0Ftf1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Controls weather in nation’s capital, too.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/372666515http://cnnwtf.com/post/372666515Fri, 05 Feb 2010 13:45:46 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxc4fvMSEz1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Please do not use your mind to move children out of Haiti.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/371023507http://cnnwtf.com/post/371023507Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:47:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxar9qL2ec1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Despite our best efforts, not everyone <i>can</i> heal,” said Nokia spokeswoman Notre Lated.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/369838828http://cnnwtf.com/post/369838828Wed, 03 Feb 2010 22:05:50 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx9t4zcp2d1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Officials threaten to continue measuring the distance from this lady’s chin to Gitmo unless suspect cooperates.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/368830782http://cnnwtf.com/post/368830782Wed, 03 Feb 2010 09:48:35 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx86d5RmOI1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“We said not to ask!”</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/367192082http://cnnwtf.com/post/367192082Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:39:05 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx7wumD2u91qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>All tabulation of votes for the Don’t Ask/Don’t Tell panel was done by the accounting firm of Ernst & Young.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/366966525http://cnnwtf.com/post/366966525Tue, 02 Feb 2010 09:13:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwyu1rhdLY1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well… Next we speak about what Obama spoke about until we manage to get his words unglued from the ideas to which they pointed, not to mention the actions in which they might have otherwise resulted.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/358075803http://cnnwtf.com/post/358075803Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:34:39 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwxb5vYwSO1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Haitians are <em>really</em> excited about the iPad</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/356601832http://cnnwtf.com/post/356601832Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:49:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwve8do0br1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>If Twitter can’t save them, no one can.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/354765613http://cnnwtf.com/post/354765613Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:01:57 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv280vsX5w1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Hey, General, I understand about the court-martial, but could you explain it to my friends Mr. Hamilton and Mr. Jackson? I think they’d like to be your friends, too.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/295152328http://cnnwtf.com/post/295152328Tue, 22 Dec 2009 10:22:07 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuthzf3X3y1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Rumor is, those contractors used gold leaf on lead instead of real gold!</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/287979857http://cnnwtf.com/post/287979857Thu, 17 Dec 2009 17:18:51 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuptfkXvmK1qzq2l5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://alinasmith.tumblr.com/post/285174624/dont-let-him-get-her">alinasmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Don’t let him get her!</p> </blockquote>http://cnnwtf.com/post/285217113http://cnnwtf.com/post/285217113Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:11:06 -0500alinasmith<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoej2YHiP1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>One of these stories is about an iconic group that has dug into our society, like a tick on a hound dog, and has been around for too long to be relevant, groundbreaking, entertaining, or useful. The other story is about The Simpsons.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/284157523http://cnnwtf.com/post/284157523Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:18:24 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucquhp3xa1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Take that, Fox News. Your seat in the President’s press corps has been given to <i>bad weather</i>.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/275066081http://cnnwtf.com/post/275066081Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:12:08 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuc1xsdSlt1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Come on, Knox, you’re supposed to <i>support</i> the troops.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/274589381http://cnnwtf.com/post/274589381Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:13:04 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku16itXLzG1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>One BIG PILL (button) to swallow.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://andrewormerod.tumblr.com">andrewormerod</a>)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/267723236http://cnnwtf.com/post/267723236Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:40:46 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktrz9toUwt1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wall street looks to main street for answers.</p> <p>UPDATE: Wall Street shoots itself in the head.</p> <p>(via <a href="http://andrewormerod.tumblr.com">andrewormerod</a>)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/263025685http://cnnwtf.com/post/263025685Sun, 29 Nov 2009 23:07:54 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktnc4skOFD1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Send the troops! We will not stop until Lil’ Wayne has been brought to justice!</p> <p>(via <a href="http://thememegeneration.tumblr.com">thememegeneration</a>)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/256897849http://cnnwtf.com/post/256897849Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:11:23 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktihdlpPzB1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>CNN offers pedagogical expertise at critical juncture in tuition tax debate.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/253009628http://cnnwtf.com/post/253009628Sun, 22 Nov 2009 07:58:33 -0500