CNN has reinvented itself as a free provider of uncaptioned juxtaposition jokes. You should probably caption and submit one of your own while you’re here. It’s kind of your patriotic duty, actually."Accidental" Comic Strips by CNN.comTumblr (3.0; @cnnwtf)http://cnnwtf.com/bananacasts: News is news-y. <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6dledtLNH1qz6hjno1_r1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bananacasts.tumblr.com/post/879943050/news-is-news-y">bananacasts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>News is news-y.</p> </blockquote>http://cnnwtf.com/post/879948969http://cnnwtf.com/post/879948969Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:56:10 -0400Don’t you mess with Shirley Sherrod, man. She’ll...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6c205M5fz1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Don’t you mess with <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/07/29/sherrod.lawsuit.breitbart/index.html?hpt=T1">Shirley Sherrod</a>, man. She’ll blow up your <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/29/rig.victim.families/index.html?hpt=C1">oil rig</a>.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/876170610http://cnnwtf.com/post/876170610Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:57:00 -0400Neither are we, Matthew Adams. Neither are we.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6apb9DgW61qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Neither are we, <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/07/28/ansel.adams.negative.dispute/index.html?hpt=C1">Matthew Adams</a>. Neither are we.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/873062166http://cnnwtf.com/post/873062166Wed, 28 Jul 2010 21:25:57 -0400Because that’s where the oil is, silly.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5knluYE6j1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because that’s where the oil is, silly.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/812805645http://cnnwtf.com/post/812805645Wed, 14 Jul 2010 19:51:30 -0400Mr. Steinbrenner! Shame on you!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5ip5hOmCK1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Mr. Steinbrenner! Shame on you!</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/808209399http://cnnwtf.com/post/808209399Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:29:41 -0400Once again their protests were badly planned and hurt only...<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5cg66KiQI1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Once again their protests were badly planned and hurt only themselves.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/793712523http://cnnwtf.com/post/793712523Sat, 10 Jul 2010 09:30:06 -0400Nadal’s tribute to lightning strike victims was especially...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3lx7gkv3B1qao8cpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nadal’s tribute to lightning strike victims was especially touching.</p> <p>(Submitted by <a href="http://lefauxfrog.tumblr.com">lefauxfrog</a>, like, forever ago. Better late than never?)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/753833493http://cnnwtf.com/post/753833493Wed, 30 Jun 2010 10:12:00 -0400I guess that’s one way to deal with them.<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4tx2lEGdD1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I guess that’s one way to deal with them.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/753709980http://cnnwtf.com/post/753709980Wed, 30 Jun 2010 09:20:45 -0400Isn’t there an app that tells you where the trains are?<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4irjdjUSs1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Isn’t there an app that tells you where the trains are?</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/731261416http://cnnwtf.com/post/731261416Thu, 24 Jun 2010 08:47:00 -0400On the left; cnn.com international version.On the right; cnn.com...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4e1xdF1ev1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>On the left; cnn.com international version.<br/>On the right; cnn.com U.S. version.</p> <p>We like our news dripping with sentimental crap, apparently. He’s REALLY, REALLY SORRY!</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/723444303http://cnnwtf.com/post/723444303Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:44:00 -0400Get it? Get it? I’ll wait.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l45ze664Vy1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Get it? Get it?</p> <p>I’ll wait.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/708196917http://cnnwtf.com/post/708196917Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:08:00 -0400Sounds like the same old game to me.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l417yv1E6O1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sounds like the same old game to me.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/699311098http://cnnwtf.com/post/699311098Mon, 14 Jun 2010 21:25:00 -0400Well now that’s just bad form, Van der Sloot. If that even...<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l40kibb0uP1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Well now that’s just bad form, Van der Sloot.</p> <p>If that even is your real name.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/697947687http://cnnwtf.com/post/697947687Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:58:00 -0400It’s all part of his maniacal plan!<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l40j9jRpSj1qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>It’s all part of his maniacal plan!</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/697877589http://cnnwtf.com/post/697877589Mon, 14 Jun 2010 12:32:07 -0400langer: National News, Wednesday, June 9, 2010 Five years later...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3rghkctp91qz9aeqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blog.mattlanger.com/post/680909941">langer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>National News, Wednesday, June 9, 2010</strong></p> <p>Five years later the nation continues to mourn the mysterious disappearance of a random white woman, and CNN <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/POLITICS/06/08/rage.obama/index.html?hpt=C1">wants to know</a> “who would have ever expected white Americans to demand that an African-American man show more rage”.</p> </blockquote>http://cnnwtf.com/post/681051991http://cnnwtf.com/post/681051991Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:51:44 -0400(via patrickfulton)<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l337pssygI1qao8cpo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://twitter.com/patrickfulton">patrickfulton</a>)</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/638014602http://cnnwtf.com/post/638014602Thu, 27 May 2010 12:41:51 -0400She still hasn’t paid off those student loans.<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l30b6aaHo21qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>She still hasn’t paid off those student loans.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/633169915http://cnnwtf.com/post/633169915Tue, 25 May 2010 23:03:46 -0400I can help you with that prediction, if you’d like.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2tzo8QVL11qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can help you with that prediction, if you’d like.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/622487367http://cnnwtf.com/post/622487367Sat, 22 May 2010 13:09:00 -0400Yes. Yes it can.<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qwz5QYN91qao8cpo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yes. Yes it can.</p>http://cnnwtf.com/post/617698370http://cnnwtf.com/post/617698370Thu, 20 May 2010 21:18:41 -0400A very special edition of CNNWTF, via incorrigiblerobot: CNN...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2qcetBeBJ1qzr3dao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A very special edition of CNNWTF, via <a href="http://incorrigiblerobot.com/post/616722572/cnn-headline-miss-usa-muslim-trailblazer-or">incorrigiblerobot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/05/cnn-headline-miss-usa-muslim-trailblazer-or-hezbollah-spy.php?ref=fpblg">CNN Headline: ‘Miss USA: Muslim Trailblazer Or Hezbollah Spy?’ | TPM LiveWire</a></p> <p>CNN here is just following the sound journalistic principle that “we should talk about these charges because ‘they’re out there’.”</p> <p>Right wing bloggers, meanwhile, apparently believe that if Hezbollah gets a hold of our beauty pageant secrets IT’S GAME OVER, MAN.</p> <p>Now you know why daddy drinks.</p> </blockquote>http://cnnwtf.com/post/616735260http://cnnwtf.com/post/616735260Thu, 20 May 2010 14:01:07 -0400