"Accidental" Comic Strips by CNN.com

On the left; cnn.com international version.
On the right; cnn.com U.S. version.

We like our news dripping with sentimental crap, apparently. He’s REALLY, REALLY SORRY!

CNN has reinvented itself as a free provider of uncaptioned juxtaposition jokes. You should probably caption and submit one of your own while you're here. It's kind of your patriotic duty, actually.