“You guys see that blue lady, too, right? Rahm, don’t fuck with me on this one.”
Adding “Interests: Having a blast in subways” to her Facebook profile may have been a bad idea.
(via lefauxfrog)
Wave runners are not to blame, says President. Besides, they’re lots and lots of fun!
The pill killed Wall Street, that’s what the pill did. Geez.
She won’t stop until you people stop building those awful subdivisions. Seriously.
It’s okay. Give it a moment. Got it? Okay good.
Because if there’s one thing the Senate wants, it’s to get prostitutes back on their backs and back to work.
The 0-3 demographic was particularly disappointed by the concession.
(via alinasmith)