And you wonder why they’re on the run!
(via ariane)
“Don’t do drugs. Become a national disaster refugee - they give you them for free.” (Mick-take off Love Actually, if you haven’t noticed…)
(via ariane)
My own CNNWTF submission.
Give it a minute.
We got yer hate right here! Double dose! Step right up!
Won’t anyone stop the killing?
A butterfly flaps its wings, a giant mudslide kills hundreds, and I get to surf in Wyoming! Sweet!
Okay, whose big idea was it to put the power grid in Indiana?
“What? Oh, no, of course we’re not trying to say anything about her sexuality. We’d never do that. Complete coincidence. Totally.”
Kindness discovered to absorb oil spills, especially if spread by aspiring actress/models.